Being in the portable toilet hire business is not just a job, it’s a higher calling. Really. Life as you know it just wouldn’t be possible without portable toilet hire. The positive impact that portable toilets have on health and disease prevention is a no brainer, but you probably didn’t realise that portable toilet hire is essential for a thriving economy.
Whole industries would grind to a slow and frustrating halt if it wasn’t for portable toilet hire. Portable toilets are quite literally the prunes and high fibre needed to balance the budget of a constipated economy.
The backbone of the building and construction industry
The building and construction industry would come to a standstill without portable toilet hire. Think about it; you’d have tradies ducking off site left, right and centre to the local pub or shopping centre to use the toilet whenever nature called. And when your diet consists of beer, kebabs, meat pies and fluorescent energy drinks, nature doesn’t call, she screams!
OK, so that may be a bit of an unfair stereotype, but even healthy tradies with their lunch of brown rice and tuna are going to need to use the loo. If there’s no onsite toilet then it’s only natural that any self-respecting tradie is going to go AWOL when there’s a code 3 alert.
Other industries would also suffer as site managers wised up and banned the consumption of beer and curries mid-week. Imagine it! Enforced compulsory breath testing to make sure you haven’t eaten a banned substance! Local bottle shops and Indian takeaways would be putting up the closed signs all around the country.
Hire a portable toilet today before Australia’s economic future goes down the pan!
The cornerstone of festivals and events
Do you love your music and a bit of culture now and then? Without the humble portable toilet, festivals would become a thing of the past. Construction and building sites without portable toilets would be bad enough, but major events, with all that exotic food and alcohol, could be a PR nightmare and health disaster. Even Woodstock had portable toilets!
So you fancy digging a big hole and getting back to nature in-between your favourite bands? That’s fine for you, but what about a crowd of thousands? The stinking mess and popped knee patellas from unaccustomed squatting would keep the lawyers rubbing their hands for decades. Festivals could be forced underground – literally. Or perhaps we’d see sales of adult nappies become a ‘thing’?
The end of festivals would be bad news for the music industry and food vendors would struggle to keep their bain-maries boiling. All rise and herald an inglorious end to the humble Dagwood dog! The fallout for our tourism industry as well as arts and culture would be catastrophic. The hundreds of festivals held in Brisbane and throughout Australia each year are really only possible because of portable toilets.
Support arts and culture in Australia by hiring more portable toilets. Your favourite bands, not to mention your knees, will thank you for it.
Support the Australian economy and hire a portable toilet
Do your bit to help support our economy and the Australian way of life by hiring a portable toilet from Dinkum Dunnies for your next construction job, festival or sporting event. The team of dunny experts can help you calculate how many toilets you’ll need onsite or at your event to keep the job running smoothly and the punters happy when nature calls.
Dinkum Dunnies are the portable toilet hire experts for Brisbane, Ipswich and Sunshine Coast. Call 07 5495 5733 or contact online today!
Need information about portable toilet hire for your work site, festival or event? Contact the experts at Dinkum Dunnies today!